ek shabd

ek nimn star ka vayakti ek khas vayakti , ya phir ek khas vayakti samooh ke bare mein sochta hai .ek madhyam star ka vayakti ek khas ghatna , ek ghatna sangrah , ya phir pure samaj ke bare mein sochta hai . par ek uchh star ka vayakti ek vichar , ek paribhasa , ek parivartan ke bare mein sochta hai jo sakaaratmak hoti hai .par main abhi ek shabd ke bare mein soch raha hu !!

ab main aap logo ke uper yeh chhodta hu ki aap mujhe kis star ka vayakti samjhte hai ? kyon ki mera yeh manna hai ki aap kabhi bhi apne bare mein ek sachhi raai nahi bana sakte .agar aap apne bare mein ek raai bana lete hai aur kisi dusre ko bolte hai ki aap yeh hai ..aap voh hai to iska matlab yeh hai ki ya to aap bewakoof hai to nahi to sari dunia ko aap bewakoof samjhte hai kyon ki aap ke bare mein ek raai yeh samaj , aapke dost ,aapke samooh ke log aur aapke aas paas ke rahne wale log banate hai aur yeh raai aapke vayaktigat raai se jayda mashoor hoti hai kyon ki log aapki baat par raai nahi banate yeh unki vayaktigat raai hoti hai jo aapko dekh kar banate hai ,aapke kiye kaamo ko dekh kar banate hai !!

ha to main jis shabd ko lekar soch raha hu voh shabd hai .. Jugaad !!!! ji haan ……jugaad !! jugaad ..jugat lagana shabd se nikla hai jo aaj kal vyapak star par istemaal kiya jata hai .

Chahe voh insaan koi bhi ho agar voh hindi bhashi hoga to usne jugat lagana shabd ka istemaal kam hi kiya hoga ..voh aksaar jugaad shabd ka istemaal karta hai aur had to yeh hai ki aaj ke globalization ke jamne mein yeh shabd itna famous ho gaya hai ki ab USA mein baitha hua India ka project head bhi ab is word ko bakhubi janta hai aur apne American English mein dhadalle se istemaal karta hai ..chahe use kisi mantri se apne company ke liye koi kaam nikalwana ho ya phir use kisi cabinet mantri ko ghus dene ke liye apne kisi aadmi ko kehna ho aur aashcharya ki baat hai yeh voh American bhi samjhta hai ki bina “jugaaad” ke India mein kuch nahi ho sakta hai !!
Aur ek had tak baat sahi bhi hai !! yaha kya ..kahi bhi bina jugaad ke kuch nahi ho sakta hai .chahe voh university mein gold medal pana ho ya phir kisi ache company mein uchi salary aur acha post pana ho to aapko jugaad karna aur jugaad lagana aana chahiye varna mehnat karte rahiye aur aapke sath kaam karne wala jugaad laga kar aapse kahi aage nikal jayega !!

samaj , office aur har jagah aise jugaadi aadmiyo ke badi punch hoti hai aur kisi sadharan insaan se jayda unki ijjajat (prestige) hoti hai ..voh har party ki jaan hote hai .

Jugaad aur jugaadi har jagah aapko mil jayenge ..aur agar nahi mile to aap bhi jugaad laga sakte hai aur ek acha sa jugaadi insan ban sakte hai !!

Aapke paas jugaad hai to aap bina akal aur mehnat ke acha sa post cabinet mein pa sakte hai bhale hi aapke MP ya MLA angudha chaap hai jinko likhne tak ki tamiz chhodiye ..bolne tak ka tarika nahi aata hai .aapke paas jugaad hai to to aap ghotaala kariye ..court aur enquiry agency mein jugaad lagaiye aur har report ko tod madod kar apne mutabik bana lijiye !! aur aap aur bhi jayda adventure ke shaukin hai to kisi jaanvar ya kisi insaan ka khun karke bhi jugaad laga kar bach sakte hai aur aap samaj mein ek ijjatdaar vayakti ki tarah rah sakte hai .

Business man is jugaad rahte hai ki kaise kala bazari karke jayda se jayda paisa banaya jaye ..bhale hi uske liye chawal mein kankad milna pade aur haldi mein peele rang se dhula hua ret !!

Sarkaari Engineer is jugaad mein rahta hai kaise jayda se jayda fund apne department ke liye nikaal sake aur kisi project aur office work ke naam par mantri , thekedaar aur babu logo(ias) ke sath jayda se jayda paisa bana sake .

Ek police officer is jugaad mein rahta hai ki kaise ek apradhi se paisa lekar us apradhi ke virodhi party ko maare aur agar us virodhi party ne jayda paise diye to us officer ke jugaad wale apradhi ki khair nahi !!apharan , loot aur yaha tak murder aur rape jaise gire hue kaamo mein bhi mein bhi jugaad lagana nahi bhulte yeh samaj ke prahari!! aur is jugaad ki wajah se piste hai voh log jinhone apna khoya hai aur unki aakhon mein rah jaati hai ek jugaad ki asha ..
Ab kisi ki beti ki shadi ko hi le lijiye ..ladki ka peeta is jugaad mein rahta hai ki kaise koi acha sa ladka mil jaye jiske sath unki bitiya jeevan bhar khush rahe aur dudho nahaye puto bhale aur ladke ke baap is jugaad mein rahta hai ki kaise jayda se jayda dahej liya jaye taki unke ladke ka aarthik bojh jeevan bhar ke liye thoda kam ho jaye aur uska bhavishya bhi surakshit rahe.

Humare desh ke adhe se jayda software professional is jugaad mein rahte hai ki kaise company ke paise par bahar ( bahar matlab India se bahar aur jaydatar usa, Germany aur japan ) jane ka mauka mile taki unka career aur uncha jaye aur bahar ghumne aur rahne ka mauka mile aur mehnat (read jugaad ) rang laayi to bahar hi bahar ranhe ka jeevan bhar mauka bhi mil jayega !!

Samaj ko badalne se pahle ..insan ka badalna jaroori hai .kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki mujhe us vayakti ya mahila ka samaj ke samne samman karna chahiye jo dunia ka pahla jugaadi hoga aur jugaad shabd ki khoj ki hogi !!
par kya kabhi is jugaad ka ant hoga jiska istemaal karke ek apradhi rape ,murder jaisa gira hua kaam karke bach nikal jata hai , kya us system ka kabhi ant hoga jis system mein imaandaar IAS , IPS darkinaar kar diye jate hai aur uski jagah beimaan aur chatukaar IAS,IPS humare aapke diye hue paise se jama hui tax par apna vetan uthate hai aur unki ki tarah chor , chatukaar ,beimaan neetao ke sath milkar ghotala karte hai aur jugaad laga kar apne aap ko bacha lete hai ! kya kabhi is jugaad ka ant hoga jiska istemaal karke dange karwane wale bach jate hai aur dange mein mare gaye logo ke sirf naam rah jate hai un riots reports mein aur us report ka istemaal karke political parties sirf ek dusre ki taang khichte hai .kya is jugaad ka ant hoga ??

Jai jugaad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dhanya ho jugaadi mahapurush/mahila !!

sitaro ke sath

raat ab khatam hone ko hai aur subah ab thodi der mein dastak dega ..intezaar tha ...neend ka ..jo aaj phir nahi aayi ..nayi baat nahi .pahle bhi nahi aayi thi ..ab bhi nahi aa rahi hai.
dil ko sukoon dene wali baat yeh rahi ki din bhar pasina bahane ke baad , raat ko thandi hawa chal rahi hai ..jo ke delhi mein bahut kam hi aisa hota hai .chand jo purab se chala tha ..paschim disha mein ja kar dhal gaya ..ya phir hoga bhi saamne wali building itni unchi hai ki nazar nahi aa sakta .
haan .....nazar aa raha hai to mera voh fav sitara ...jo sitara nahi ..ek planet hai ...shukra graha ...chamkata hua ...dhire dhire jata hua .4 saal hue ..is se naata tut gaya tha ....us se judi tamaam baatein jo kabhi maine sochi ....sochna chhod diya ...
kya isko waqt YA PHIR kismat kahu ????kismat jise kabhi manta hu aur kabhi nahi maanne ko dil karta hai ....
gulzaar sahab ke gaane bhi abhi mere sath intezaar kar rahe hai ...mere neend aane ki ....aasmaan ko dekhte hue .... khuli chhat ke niche "do naina aur ek kahani" .....kahani jo chal rahi hai aur aur isko dekhte hue mere do naina ....aur sath - sath chal rahe hai ...mere manpasand gaane ...sitaro ke sath .....

kissa kursi ka !!!!

wafa bhi tumse karnge aur shikwe-shikayaat ho to bewafaai bhi karenge tumse ...chalo wafa nibhani thi kyon kursi shamil thi par jab desh heet(????) ki baat ho to kaise wafa karnge ???? ohoooooooo bahut der ke baad left walo ko desh heet ki baat yaad aayi !!!! aur voh tab jab infaltion aasmaan par hai aur mehengaai ke bojh se aam aadmi ka dum nikla ja raha hai .
ek free of cost ki salah de raha hu aapko pradhanmantri ji ....ho jane sarkaar ko shaheed ...kam se kam se yeh mudda to aapko kehne ke liye mil hi jayega ki "bahiya !! humne to inflation ka flu kam karne ka tika khoj nikala tha ..par left wale jo abhi tak RIGHT ban kar humrae satth baithe ....phir se left ho bewafaai kar diye aur humari sarkaar gira di"
varna phir jod-tod ki neeti kaam kregi aur falana babu bolnge ki chalana babu ko hatao ..humko yeh banao aur phir se 10 hath-pair ki sarkaar chalegi ..jismien kabhi yeh bolega ..kabhi voh bolega ...aur jab sare bolenege to aap ko phir bolna pad sakta hai " main hi is UPA sarkaar ka dard samjhta hu ...jaha ek party ki majority nahi hai "
...to respected sir ...yeh kissa kursi ka khatam kab hoga ..jaha mandal,kamandal , lathi aur jhola type ke neta apni apni dafli lekar raag darbaari ga rahe hai ...voh bhi tab jab agle saal chunaav hone hi wala tha !!!!