Tuesday, March 3, 2009
yudh viram
shanti ..yudh viram ka dusra naam hai . agar koi 2 desh jaha halat bad se badtar hote jo rahe ho aur voh bhi teesre takat ki wajah se aur voh bhi tab jab yeh teesri takat(talibaan) dusre ke paale mein baith kar apni chal ek lomdi ki tarah khel raha ho . taliban ek lomdi ki tarah apni chaal chale ja raha hai aur voh bhi pak ki god mein baith kar to yeh jo shanti najar aa rahi hai voh sahi mein ek yudh viram ki tarah hai ..aur is baar ka yudh bade paimaane par lada jayega jaha india,usa aur israel ek taraf honge aur ek taraf sirf talibaan ( kyon ki aane wale 4-5 saalo mein pure pak par talibaan ka kabja ho chuka hoga ..aaj swat ghati , peshawar,sindh aur punjaab tak to yeh talibaan aa hi gayi hai ) ..aur is baar ki yeh ladai aar-paar ki hogi jaha pak aur palibaan puri tarah se khatam ho chuke honge ..
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
life jhinga lala
Abhi pichle dino main apne ek mitr ke yaha party mein tha ..party kya hoti hai main isko nahi batane ja raha hu . jo apne family se door kaam-kaaji hai aur abhi tak kuware-ashram mein hai ya to room-partner ke sath rahte hai YA akele hi. Aur jab 2-4 din khali mil jaaye to phir kisi aise ladke ke ghar par jamawada hota hai yaha ache tarah se party ho jati hai jaha shadi-shuda log bus khane aur 2-4 peg tak tak simit rahte hai(yeh voh log hote hai jo aaye-khaaye-piye aur khisak liye type ke hote hai ) aur kuware log tab tak party ka maja lete hai ..jab tak agle din office na ho aur kisi ka bhi daru ka ek boond pine tak ka dil na kare ..kyon ki tab tak yeh itni daru pi chuke hote hai ki agle din subah mein bottle room ke bahar rakhne ki bhi jahmat nahi uthate !!!!
Kuch aisi hi party rahi yeh bhi ..main thoda pahle hi pachuch gaya tha kyon ki mejbaan mera acha dost hai aur usne mujhse hi bol rakha tha ki sary party ka intejaam tumhe hi karna hai .sary party ka intejaam = matlab kaun aadmi kis brand ka peeta hai ..mujhe yaad tha aur sare daru mujhe lene the ! khair sara itejaam hua aur pine ke sath-2 khanaa ka bhi intejaam hua ..
Party shuru hone mein time tha ..main tv dekhne baith gaya ..main apni aadat se majboor !! ek kisi khas channel ko dekh nahi pata main ..ya yun kahle ki kisi khas channel mein kya ho raha hai bus mujhe uska ek view chahiye hota hai nahi to phir YA to NEWS channel dekh raha hota hu YA phir MTv , voh bhi is liye ki kaun sa naya gana aaya hai aur kis singer ke album aaye hai taki main unka gana pasand aane par unhe apne music store mein rakh lu ..
Tab tak kuch aur dost bhi aa chuke the aur wohi par baith gaye TV dekhne !! sare jaante the ki main kis aadat se majboor hu !! baar-baar channel badalne se .mejbaan dost ne ek company ka DTH le rakha hai jiske slogan yeh hai ki “isko laga dala to life jhingalala !!” pata nahi mere dost ki life jhingalala hui ya nahi par main bore ho raha tha isiliye baar-2 channel badal raha tha .ant mein jab mujhe nahi sujha ki kya dekhu to main remote rakh diya aur aaram se party ka maja lene lag gaya ..
Ek daur-e-jaam chalne ke baad TV par kya aa raha hai yeh dekhne ki fursat kisi ko nahi hoti ..voh daur hota hai jab kaano mein bus kuch sunaai dena chahiye ..chahe voh music ho ya news.baat nikal padi un dino ki jab tv-darshan ke naam par DOORDARSHAN hua karta aur tv ke naam par ya to color tv nahi to phit B&W aur uske sath antenna !!!!
Sabhi apne apne kisse sunane lag gaye .maine kaha “yaar DOORDATSHAN is d mother of all channel .dekh to sare channel uski ka nakal karke aage nikal gaye .yeh sala cable mein kuch maja nahi hai . voh bhi kya din the jab hum chat par chadh jaya karte the aur antenna ko kabhi idhar ghumte the to kabhi udhar ghumate the aur phir jor se chilla kar puchte the ki AAYYA KYA ?? bhai bolta tha –thoda pahle jaise ghumaao ..abhi pic thik aa gaya tha !! hahaahahaa ..ab sochne lag jate the ki kidhar ghumaya tha abhi ..phir chilla kar bolte the-thik hai abhi dhire -2 antenna ko ghumate hai ..jaha pic thik aa jayega ..vaha bata dena !!
Dusre ne kaha “bhai is se bhi to majedaar mera tv tha .black in white tha .pic kabhi kabhi left se right khisak jata tha to kabhi right se left !!”
Itne mein ek dost bol pada “kaahe be !! tera tv ‘left’ walo ne ghus mein tere papa ko diya tha kya jo kabhi gov mein baithne ke liye ‘right’ ho jata hai to kabhi ‘left’ !!” hasi ka phir se ek thahaka utha ..phir dusre ne kaha “nahi yaar !! thekedaar ne ghus diye honge usi paise se papa tv laaye honge ..ab tv ki bhi baat sun le.jab kabhi yeh prob aati to hum dekhte the ki pic kidhar move hua hau ? agar left ki taraf move hua to tv ke right side par hath marte the aur right ke taraf move hue to left ki taraf !! phir pictue sahi aata tha !!ek mitr bol pade jo baat ki khaal nikalne ke liye mashoor aadmi hai.
“acha yeh bata ..jab pic beech mein aa jata tha to kya karte the”
“simple yaar !! tv ke dono taraf marta tha!!”
“acha !!” kutil muskaan ke sath marketing wale dost bole tv ki taraf ishara karte hue .tv par ab fashion tv aa raha tha.phir saare has pade paglo ki tarah ..2 dost shadi-shuda the , samjh gaye ki yeh ab baat ko kaha le jayenge !! sare samjh rahe the ki aage kya hone wala hai ..
un mein se ek bole “beta !! chinta na karo.thode din mein sab kuch samjh mein aa jayega”
mejbaan dost bhi shadi-shuda aadmi hai par yaha bachelors ki tarah akele rah rahe hai is intezaar mein ki jab managerial post mil jayega tab biwi-baccho ko layenge .usne kaha “in logo ko abhi samjh mein nahi aa raha hai bhai ?? jab biwi belan-chuka-chholni se maregi tab pata chal jayega”
“aap in mein se kis se maar khaaye hai” ek dost jor se haste hue pucha.
Phir sare has pade .
“bhai maar khane ki jaroorat kya hai?? Bus jab wife ko tension dena ho to aur maar khana ho to cable hatwa do” shadi-shuda number 1 wale dost bole.
“aap kitni baar cable hatwaye hai” maine puch dala
phir taali pe taali aur jor ki hasi
“abe nahi yaar humari biwi to doordarshan ki tarah hai ..kuch bhi kar lo ..cable walo ki nakhre nahi dikhati !!” jhep gaye the voh jawab dete-2. “aur beta tera hi number agla hai.dekh liyo tu khud hi”.
“hum to tv hi nahi rakhenge bhai ji” main bola
“beta !! sab rakhoge” yeh dusre shadi-shuda mitr bole.
“saas-bahu band gaya yaar .ab tv kya rakhna” yeh humari mitr mandli ke hi ek dost bole jo tv par saas-bahu ke bahut bade fan the ..kya hua hai ab saas-bahu aur kya hoga yeh bhi bata dete the .aisa lagta tha jaise ekta kapoor ke voh hi writer ho.
“lo beta isi ghum mein aur jayda udhel lo .waise bbhi tumhara peg khali ho gaya hai” saki bane hue ek dost ne uski glass mein adha se jayda udhel diya .
“abe saale !! kya kar rahe ho?? Abhi puri raat baki hai peene ke liye” saas-bahu wale dost bole.
Tab tak party sabke sar par chadd chuki thi ..tv ki taraf koi ab dhayaan bhi nahi de raha tha .achanak ek mitr bole “yaar koi music-wusic laga kar chhod do ..tab sare logo ka dhyaan tv par gaya .har koi apni –apni farmaaish karne lag gaya.
“abe mtv laga do”…..yeh main tha !!
“are nahi yaar ..saale jab dekho to mtv .are zee par dekh le .waha thik hai”..dusre mitr bole.
“are nahi nahi !! sab tv par movie aa raha hai” ek aur bole
“jab movie hi dekhna hai to sony par abhi acha movie aa raha hoga” teesre bole
“kya yaar !! rah gaye tum ek dum vohi .saale kitne baar kahe ki hindi ‘filmiwa’ ek dumein ‘faltuwa’ movie hota hai.aisa karo hbo laga do” yeh dusre number wale bole jo shadi-shuda aashram ke sadasya the.
“ hatao yaar !! ab main chala .biwi ka ph aa gaya ki kaha hu main ?” yeh pahle number wale bole jo shadi-shuda aashram ke sadasya the.
“haan-haan.ab aap nikal jaiye” mere mejbaan dost bole .
tabhi phir se tv par fashion tv aa agaya ( laga diya gaya)..shadi-shuda wale dost ja rahe the ..ruk gaye dekhne ke liye ftv !!
phir sare jor se paglo ki tarah has pade .
shadi-shuda dost jinki biwi ka ph aaya tha ..voh bole “sala is se acha doordarshan hi tha ” !!!!!!!
Kuch aisi hi party rahi yeh bhi ..main thoda pahle hi pachuch gaya tha kyon ki mejbaan mera acha dost hai aur usne mujhse hi bol rakha tha ki sary party ka intejaam tumhe hi karna hai .sary party ka intejaam = matlab kaun aadmi kis brand ka peeta hai ..mujhe yaad tha aur sare daru mujhe lene the ! khair sara itejaam hua aur pine ke sath-2 khanaa ka bhi intejaam hua ..
Party shuru hone mein time tha ..main tv dekhne baith gaya ..main apni aadat se majboor !! ek kisi khas channel ko dekh nahi pata main ..ya yun kahle ki kisi khas channel mein kya ho raha hai bus mujhe uska ek view chahiye hota hai nahi to phir YA to NEWS channel dekh raha hota hu YA phir MTv , voh bhi is liye ki kaun sa naya gana aaya hai aur kis singer ke album aaye hai taki main unka gana pasand aane par unhe apne music store mein rakh lu ..
Tab tak kuch aur dost bhi aa chuke the aur wohi par baith gaye TV dekhne !! sare jaante the ki main kis aadat se majboor hu !! baar-baar channel badalne se .mejbaan dost ne ek company ka DTH le rakha hai jiske slogan yeh hai ki “isko laga dala to life jhingalala !!” pata nahi mere dost ki life jhingalala hui ya nahi par main bore ho raha tha isiliye baar-2 channel badal raha tha .ant mein jab mujhe nahi sujha ki kya dekhu to main remote rakh diya aur aaram se party ka maja lene lag gaya ..
Ek daur-e-jaam chalne ke baad TV par kya aa raha hai yeh dekhne ki fursat kisi ko nahi hoti ..voh daur hota hai jab kaano mein bus kuch sunaai dena chahiye ..chahe voh music ho ya news.baat nikal padi un dino ki jab tv-darshan ke naam par DOORDARSHAN hua karta aur tv ke naam par ya to color tv nahi to phit B&W aur uske sath antenna !!!!
Sabhi apne apne kisse sunane lag gaye .maine kaha “yaar DOORDATSHAN is d mother of all channel .dekh to sare channel uski ka nakal karke aage nikal gaye .yeh sala cable mein kuch maja nahi hai . voh bhi kya din the jab hum chat par chadh jaya karte the aur antenna ko kabhi idhar ghumte the to kabhi udhar ghumate the aur phir jor se chilla kar puchte the ki AAYYA KYA ?? bhai bolta tha –thoda pahle jaise ghumaao ..abhi pic thik aa gaya tha !! hahaahahaa ..ab sochne lag jate the ki kidhar ghumaya tha abhi ..phir chilla kar bolte the-thik hai abhi dhire -2 antenna ko ghumate hai ..jaha pic thik aa jayega ..vaha bata dena !!
Dusre ne kaha “bhai is se bhi to majedaar mera tv tha .black in white tha .pic kabhi kabhi left se right khisak jata tha to kabhi right se left !!”
Itne mein ek dost bol pada “kaahe be !! tera tv ‘left’ walo ne ghus mein tere papa ko diya tha kya jo kabhi gov mein baithne ke liye ‘right’ ho jata hai to kabhi ‘left’ !!” hasi ka phir se ek thahaka utha ..phir dusre ne kaha “nahi yaar !! thekedaar ne ghus diye honge usi paise se papa tv laaye honge ..ab tv ki bhi baat sun le.jab kabhi yeh prob aati to hum dekhte the ki pic kidhar move hua hau ? agar left ki taraf move hua to tv ke right side par hath marte the aur right ke taraf move hue to left ki taraf !! phir pictue sahi aata tha !!ek mitr bol pade jo baat ki khaal nikalne ke liye mashoor aadmi hai.
“acha yeh bata ..jab pic beech mein aa jata tha to kya karte the”
“simple yaar !! tv ke dono taraf marta tha!!”
“acha !!” kutil muskaan ke sath marketing wale dost bole tv ki taraf ishara karte hue .tv par ab fashion tv aa raha tha.phir saare has pade paglo ki tarah ..2 dost shadi-shuda the , samjh gaye ki yeh ab baat ko kaha le jayenge !! sare samjh rahe the ki aage kya hone wala hai ..
un mein se ek bole “beta !! chinta na karo.thode din mein sab kuch samjh mein aa jayega”
mejbaan dost bhi shadi-shuda aadmi hai par yaha bachelors ki tarah akele rah rahe hai is intezaar mein ki jab managerial post mil jayega tab biwi-baccho ko layenge .usne kaha “in logo ko abhi samjh mein nahi aa raha hai bhai ?? jab biwi belan-chuka-chholni se maregi tab pata chal jayega”
“aap in mein se kis se maar khaaye hai” ek dost jor se haste hue pucha.
Phir sare has pade .
“bhai maar khane ki jaroorat kya hai?? Bus jab wife ko tension dena ho to aur maar khana ho to cable hatwa do” shadi-shuda number 1 wale dost bole.
“aap kitni baar cable hatwaye hai” maine puch dala
phir taali pe taali aur jor ki hasi
“abe nahi yaar humari biwi to doordarshan ki tarah hai ..kuch bhi kar lo ..cable walo ki nakhre nahi dikhati !!” jhep gaye the voh jawab dete-2. “aur beta tera hi number agla hai.dekh liyo tu khud hi”.
“hum to tv hi nahi rakhenge bhai ji” main bola
“beta !! sab rakhoge” yeh dusre shadi-shuda mitr bole.
“saas-bahu band gaya yaar .ab tv kya rakhna” yeh humari mitr mandli ke hi ek dost bole jo tv par saas-bahu ke bahut bade fan the ..kya hua hai ab saas-bahu aur kya hoga yeh bhi bata dete the .aisa lagta tha jaise ekta kapoor ke voh hi writer ho.
“lo beta isi ghum mein aur jayda udhel lo .waise bbhi tumhara peg khali ho gaya hai” saki bane hue ek dost ne uski glass mein adha se jayda udhel diya .
“abe saale !! kya kar rahe ho?? Abhi puri raat baki hai peene ke liye” saas-bahu wale dost bole.
Tab tak party sabke sar par chadd chuki thi ..tv ki taraf koi ab dhayaan bhi nahi de raha tha .achanak ek mitr bole “yaar koi music-wusic laga kar chhod do ..tab sare logo ka dhyaan tv par gaya .har koi apni –apni farmaaish karne lag gaya.
“abe mtv laga do”…..yeh main tha !!
“are nahi yaar ..saale jab dekho to mtv .are zee par dekh le .waha thik hai”..dusre mitr bole.
“are nahi nahi !! sab tv par movie aa raha hai” ek aur bole
“jab movie hi dekhna hai to sony par abhi acha movie aa raha hoga” teesre bole
“kya yaar !! rah gaye tum ek dum vohi .saale kitne baar kahe ki hindi ‘filmiwa’ ek dumein ‘faltuwa’ movie hota hai.aisa karo hbo laga do” yeh dusre number wale bole jo shadi-shuda aashram ke sadasya the.
“ hatao yaar !! ab main chala .biwi ka ph aa gaya ki kaha hu main ?” yeh pahle number wale bole jo shadi-shuda aashram ke sadasya the.
“haan-haan.ab aap nikal jaiye” mere mejbaan dost bole .
tabhi phir se tv par fashion tv aa agaya ( laga diya gaya)..shadi-shuda wale dost ja rahe the ..ruk gaye dekhne ke liye ftv !!
phir sare jor se paglo ki tarah has pade .
shadi-shuda dost jinki biwi ka ph aaya tha ..voh bole “sala is se acha doordarshan hi tha ” !!!!!!!
Monday, January 5, 2009
kyon bhula nahi paya
kyon bhula nahi paya
kya sawal puchu
kya jawab mangu
sukhte hai jab aasoon
gherte hai yadon ke saaye
chhalke jab akhon se lahu
duwayen to nahi labo pe
baddua bhi to nahi
rokta hu jab aasoon
jo bah chale meri akhon se
na ban jaaye voh baddua tere liye ....
kya sawal puchu
kya jawab mangu
sukhte hai jab aasoon
gherte hai yadon ke saaye
chhalke jab akhon se lahu
duwayen to nahi labo pe
baddua bhi to nahi
rokta hu jab aasoon
jo bah chale meri akhon se
na ban jaaye voh baddua tere liye ....
kuch der
kuch der thehro
palko par ruke hai sapne
akhon mein tasveer sari
hotho ko mil ke labo se
kuch der thehro....
sinduri rang bikhre
bindiya bhi kahti kahani
tuti jo chudiyan teri
kahti hai voh bhi
kuch der thehro
saans jo ghul gayi hai
kahte hai kuch der thehro.....
palko par ruke hai sapne
akhon mein tasveer sari
hotho ko mil ke labo se
kuch der thehro....
sinduri rang bikhre
bindiya bhi kahti kahani
tuti jo chudiyan teri
kahti hai voh bhi
kuch der thehro
saans jo ghul gayi hai
kahte hai kuch der thehro.....
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